#Deus ex area 51 full#

JC: Actually, I quick-saved five minutes ago, so I'm gonna do them all. Let's also take over the world, but more noisily and without any of those other idiots! MYSTERIOUS VOICE: I'm a computer, therefore heartless but objective. ILLUMINATI LEADER: I think I'm better than anyone else, and you can be in my gang if you agree. TRACER TONG: I'm a bit of a hippy and may not have thought this whole thing through. I'll stand over here while you decide what to do, then. The only thing that can possibly stop me is someone else doing it first. No-one's entirely sure why.Д«OB PAGE: If I stick my brain into this computer, I'll rule the world. JC kills some ALL THE MEN and then some ALIENS. I'll prove it by sending you to Area 51, most famous of all the conspiracies. X-51 LEADER: Which group am I from again? This has just got stupidly confusing now. ILLUMINATI LEADER: See, it's a conspiracy! Now go to California.

GUNTHER: Bonjour! I'm sad because you killed my scary lady friend, I'm slightly a robot and I can't have my favourite drink. Bet you'd never guessed he was evil, huh? It's a conspiracy! Guess I'm not very good at this secret society thing, eh? Anyway, that spooky guy who hangs around under giant stone hands actually did it, then blamed me.

Better go to Paris, famous home of mysterious and/or important things! This is like a Dan Brown novel, but written years previous and not horrifyingly moronic. Now go to some other lab and find the plague. JC kills ALL THE MEN, then goes to HONG KONG.

#Deus ex area 51 full#

Strange I never noticed this vast labyrinth full of evil men with guns just behind it before. MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Go over there and kill all those other men. JC: So whose side am I on now? Oh, I've been captured. PAUL: Yeah, that's your killswitch activating. Doesn't matter either way, as I'll miraculously still be alive in the sequel whatever you do. PAUL: If you reload about 17 times you can save me. Kill this slightly more important terrorist instead. Bye!ДЄNNA NAVARRE: Don't worry about that. And the other guys who keep telling you what to do are making up a plague so that they can rule the world. PAUL: You know all those terrorists I told you to kill? Actually I'm working with them. JC continues to kill lots of terrorists around town anyway. Didn't seem to matter when I killed all those other guys, though. JC DENTON: I'm having a bit of a moral dilemma about this. He seems strangely incapable of effective stealth, and ends up messily killing ALL THE MEN in a blind panic. JC attempts to sneak into THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. Right, go over there and kill all the men over there. PAUL DENTON: JC! I'm your brother, you know. THE PLAYER: I do hope you're not expecting me to be surprised when you two turn out to be evil later. Soon that city will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings. No-one would ever suspect me of unleashing synthetic plagues and killer cyborgs.Д«OB PAGE: Aquinas spoke of the mythical City on the Hill. And I seem to have been promoted into a position of immense power despite being incredibly and obviously sinister. INT: A BIG RED ROOM WITH A GIGANTIC CREEPY HAND IN ITД«OB PAGE: Underneath this gigantic creepy hand is the perfect place to openly discuss our plans to take over the world.

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